Fingerface Fast Facts
1. A fingerface has evidence that it evolved from dinosaurs
2. A fingerface's brain is the size of a flea.
3. If you don't do what a fingerface tells you to do, than, well... just... just do what it tells you to do.
4. A fingerface has been proven to be one of the most annoying creatures on earth, besides the parrot.
5. The fingerface population increases by the billion every 10 seconds.
6. Fingerfaces can process a sticky milk substance that is used in some medications.
7. All fingerfaces have a tube directly hooked up to the esophagus. Though rare, food can sometimes change its course and venture deep into it since it is a dead end, the food piles up causing the fingerface to explode. The tube can be removed, but when most fingerfaces try, it causes death.
2. A fingerface's brain is the size of a flea.
3. If you don't do what a fingerface tells you to do, than, well... just... just do what it tells you to do.
4. A fingerface has been proven to be one of the most annoying creatures on earth, besides the parrot.
5. The fingerface population increases by the billion every 10 seconds.
6. Fingerfaces can process a sticky milk substance that is used in some medications.
7. All fingerfaces have a tube directly hooked up to the esophagus. Though rare, food can sometimes change its course and venture deep into it since it is a dead end, the food piles up causing the fingerface to explode. The tube can be removed, but when most fingerfaces try, it causes death.
Fingerface's 6 Things That Must Be Done To Become an Adult
1. Listen to a song with a curse word in it.
2. See a rated R movie.
3. Chop a log.
4. Use a port-a-potty.
5. Graduate college.
6. Buy a 6 pack.
2. See a rated R movie.
3. Chop a log.
4. Use a port-a-potty.
5. Graduate college.
6. Buy a 6 pack.
Fingerface's 7 Things That Must Be Done To Become a Fingerface Adult
1. Get arrested 3 times.
2. Finish a lollipop ALL BY YOURSELF!
3. Pee your pants 100 times.
4. Pee your toilet ALL BY YOURSELF!
5. Eat a man.
6. Eat a woman
7. Get fleas.
2. Finish a lollipop ALL BY YOURSELF!
3. Pee your pants 100 times.
4. Pee your toilet ALL BY YOURSELF!
5. Eat a man.
6. Eat a woman
7. Get fleas.
Learn how to speak Fingereese:
Back in the BC times, fingerfaces comunicated by bawling, wailing, and Fingereese. Some fingerfaces today still speak Fingereese. Archaeologists are still digging up some of the ancient Fingereese dictionary. They've made this much progress:
A
Addeok-blue
AUOOOUAAOIUAOAUEEEOUAAAAIOUAAOIUAAOEEAOAUOU!!!!!!!!!!!-it
AUOOOUAAOIUAOAUEEEOUAAAAIOUAAOIUAAOEEAOAUOU!!!!!!!!!!!-it
B
Blanny-Grandfather
Blibba-boy
Blobba-hello
Bobba-you
Blibba-boy
Blobba-hello
Bobba-you
C
Cranny-grandmother
Clig-sleep
Cara-camera
Clig-sleep
Cara-camera
D
Dee-be, am, is, current forms of be (fingereese)
Diggly Biggly- Dinosaur (fingereese)
Diggly Biggly- Dinosaur (fingereese)
E
Eekwa-mean
F
Feese-another fingerface language
Figgle-yes
Fingereese-a language that fingerfaces speak.
Fingereesian-a fancy word for a fingerface that speaks fingereese.
Flugu-nice
Foax-green
Freeze-Feese
Funugu-cool, popular
Figgle-yes
Fingereese-a language that fingerfaces speak.
Fingereesian-a fancy word for a fingerface that speaks fingereese.
Flugu-nice
Foax-green
Freeze-Feese
Funugu-cool, popular
G
Glibba-girl
Gruch-red
Grunch-nugget
Gruu-Grey
Guyolongo-pink
Gruch-red
Grunch-nugget
Gruu-Grey
Guyolongo-pink
H
Hus-No
I
Icantsee-black
J
Jiba-them
Jiga-goodbye
Jiga-goodbye
K
Killbug-I
Kreedos-brown
Kreo- cookie
Kreedos-brown
Kreo- cookie
L
Lagiga- doughnut
M
McFlea-me
N
Normel-dead
O
Oninee- ugly
P
Pibla-breath
Pibma-breathe
Plee-yellow
Pliba-suffocate
Putroo-toilet/bathroom
Pibma-breathe
Plee-yellow
Pliba-suffocate
Putroo-toilet/bathroom
Q
Qwig-run
Quing- King
Quing- King
R
Rora-steal (fingereese)
S
Shobba-eat (fingereese)
Smelliar-white (fingereese)
Smelliar-white (fingereese)
T
Tareadolt-human
Titanium-wanted by the law
Trams-am
Trewstia-will
Titanium-wanted by the law
Trams-am
Trewstia-will
U
U-a (fingereese)
Unyo-orange (fingereese)
Unyo-orange (fingereese)
Y
Yammah-walk (fingereese)
Z
Zeena Beena- Leaf (fingereese)